Today, a really cute guy stopped me at lunch and told me that...

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By Stardust_tk - 26/08/2017 08:17

Today, a really cute guy stopped me at lunch and told me that I was really cute and he wanted to ask me out on a date. There's just one problem - he's gay. I'm a girl. FML

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