Today, after 20 years of being called dumb and feeling like a... - FML

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By ADHD - 03/07/2017 07:36

Today, after 20 years of being called dumb and feeling like a complete moron, I was told a have an IQ of 120 but a severe case of ADHD that makes it impossible for me to function normally. After one dose of meds I feel like a new person but this has literally ruined the first third of my life! FML!

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Lennellie Sml 12

Friday 7 July 2017 4:23

You only plan on living till 60 then, eh? Why not 80? That way it's but a quarter. I have ADHD myself and take 20-30mg of Ritalin daily. What did they put you on? ;))

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Lennellie Sml 12

Friday 7 July 2017 4:23

You only plan on living till 60 then, eh? Why not 80? That way it's but a quarter. I have ADHD myself and take 20-30mg of Ritalin daily. What did they put you on? ;))

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