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By two2blue - 25/09/2017 14:49

Today, after $500 of exams and tests, the only things that might be causing my cat to not eat are stress, and a bad tooth. The soonest the vet can get an appointment to pull the tooth is 6 weeks. I don't know if my baby can last that long. FML.

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Akitakat 31

Friday 29 September 2017 12:43

Find another vet, whom has a more free schedule, that will work you in. Get a copy of your pets records & call around. Not all vets have this much of a wait time nor should they expect you to wait knowing your pet is in destress. Shalom.

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Akitakat 31

Friday 29 September 2017 12:43

Find another vet, whom has a more free schedule, that will work you in. Get a copy of your pets records & call around. Not all vets have this much of a wait time nor should they expect you to wait knowing your pet is in destress. Shalom.

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