Today, after 6 years, I've been diagnosed with chronic depression....

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2017 07:27 - United Kingdom - Poole

Today, after 6 years, I've been diagnosed with chronic depression. The reason the diagnosis took so long was because my mother believed I was just "a miserable bastard who hates food". She was diagnosed with depression when she was my age. FML

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PhantomCrevan 8

Wednesday 29 November 2017 16:25

Sounds like your mom have bigger issues than depression. Like being a negligent bitch.

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PhantomCrevan 8

Wednesday 29 November 2017 16:25

Sounds like your mom have bigger issues than depression. Like being a negligent bitch.

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