Today, after over a decade, I found out that my childhood dog... - FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2017 00:07 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, after over a decade, I found out that my childhood dog didn't die of old age like I'd been told, but was actually suffocated by my father. Turns out, that hadn't been his first attempt at quietly killing my dog either. FML.

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interesting33 36

Wednesday 27 September 2017 22:27

I don't know what to say. is there any way you could get your Dad some help?

GhostFox 33

Wednesday 27 September 2017 8:23

Unless he had a DAMN good reason for that, I suggest keeping any kids you may have FAR away from him. And putting flyers warning everyone that has dogs in the neighborhood that your father is an asshole.

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GhostFox 33

Wednesday 27 September 2017 8:23

Unless he had a DAMN good reason for that, I suggest keeping any kids you may have FAR away from him. And putting flyers warning everyone that has dogs in the neighborhood that your father is an asshole.

interesting33 36

Wednesday 27 September 2017 22:28

agree about the kids thing, but if OP did the. flyer thing, the Dad would be in real danger from a lynch mob. be better to call the police

interesting33 36

Wednesday 27 September 2017 22:27

I don't know what to say. is there any way you could get your Dad some help?

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