Today, after receiving a compliment, I intended to either reply...

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2017 23:56

Today, after receiving a compliment, I intended to either reply "No, I'm just ordinary" or "You are so sweet". Eventually, I mixed them up to answer "No, YOU are just ordinary". FML

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jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 18 July 2017 13:52

Usually, I simply reply "Thank you very much!" There's no reason to put yourself down. Also, you're disparaging the commenter's judgement.

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jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 18 July 2017 13:52

Usually, I simply reply "Thank you very much!" There's no reason to put yourself down. Also, you're disparaging the commenter's judgement.

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