By StargazeKitsune - 31/07/2015 05:36 - United States - Kalispell

Today, as if having an old man shit on the floor of the busy restaurant I work at wasn't bad enough, my manager made a video commentating over the camera footage of me discovering said giant pile of shit, and shared it with the entire staff. This is going to haunt me forever. FML
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StargazeKitsune tells us more.

StargazeKitsune 18

Hey guys! OP here! So the burning question here is whether I had to clean it. I was *supposed* to help, but I gagged everytime I got within 10 feet of it, so I was spared for everyone else's sake. We didn't need two messes to clean...the video itself is a little embarrassing because I had literally NO idea what to do. (Never been trained in shit scenarios, surprisingly....), but everyone has good humor and their own horror stories to accompany it so it's pretty much like I've just become the weirdest celebrity ever. His commentary WAS really hilarious, though I'm not sure if he'll be posting the on Facebook or Youtube. He said he doesn't want one of his friends to see it and go "OH MY GOD THAT'S GRANDPA JIM!" But I have a feeling it'll still live in infamy for a while. Anyways, thanks for all the jokes guys! I've been laughing all day. I'll have to show this to everyone at work so they can get a kick out of it too. ;)

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Top comments

Welshite 39

He was practicing for his narration for National Geographic. "Watch the young female approach the scat sample left by the older, more experienced, male of the species. She inspects the feces and quickly removes it from her territory."

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roselysunset 12

Please upload this to Youtube. I need to see your face as you stare down the poop.

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Comments

ThePaperDragon 31

Did you have to clean it? I really hope you did not have to!

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goaliestud30 23

Crap like this is why I quit working for a restaurant after a month

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IAmzephyr 22

I never wanted to put up with this crap, so I never looked for work in restaurants.

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Olliebob1619 13

This is the greatest thing I've ever heard. FYL

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Batkid217 14

well that's gotta be one shitty restaurant, am I right?

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OysterPearls 33

Your profile pic fits your comment so well, lol.

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WitEluded 13

You'll only have it haunt you forever if you choose to work there forever.

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Welshite 39

He was practicing for his narration for National Geographic. "Watch the young female approach the scat sample left by the older, more experienced, male of the species. She inspects the feces and quickly removes it from her territory."

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Jowisee 29

No, definitely a David Attenborough voice.

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StargazeKitsune 18

Greatest response ever! Thank you for this!!!

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teentee401 36

Ask your boss to put the video with his commentary on YouTube.

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supertacowaffle 41

I once found bloody needles and syringes in the toilets at work, I have also had to clean shit off the walls, I feel you OP.

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supertacowaffle 41

Somebody injected themselves with something, presumably medication? and left the needles everywhere, and there was blood on them, and another time somebody pooped in the toilet stall but it was everywhere if you get me, not nice.

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roselysunset 12

Please upload this to Youtube. I need to see your face as you stare down the poop.

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DomiLove 26

Don't forget to share the link on your follow up so we know which one is you

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