Today, as usual, at my work in a Chinese take away, I thought...

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By Ugh - 02/05/2017 17:20 - United Kingdom

Today, as usual, at my work in a Chinese take away, I thought how lucky I was to work somewhere where I'm allowed to read, go on my phone, and with a boss who buys me pizza. Until said boss used my phone to contact a drug dealer. FML

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Monday 8 May 2017 9:51

"Tell them you want spinach on the pizza." "What?" "Extra spinach. Like a large baggie of it."

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Druu 53

Monday 8 May 2017 9:51

"Tell them you want spinach on the pizza." "What?" "Extra spinach. Like a large baggie of it."

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