Kids: Today, at a paintball match, my boyfriend shot me between the...

By maybe? - 11/02/2015 16:11 - Germany - Hamburg

Today, at a paintball match, my boyfriend shot me between the legs and asked, "Still want kids now?" FML

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By LagSwitchFTW - 25/01/2013 22:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 14:58 - United States - Commack

Today, I went paintballing with my girlfriend and her family. Her dad ended up shooting me, and I doubled over in pain. I thought that was it, until he stepped back and shot me several more times in the stomach. "Just double-tapping," he smirked. More like quadruple-tapping. FML

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By CatLady - 06/01/2014 19:20 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I brought up the subject of marriage with my boyfriend. His response was to shoot me with a nerf gun and laugh. FML

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By iusedprotectionanyway - 21/03/2014 21:44 - New Zealand - Waitakere

Today, I went to a paintball match with my family and the family of my brother's girlfriend. A few minutes into, my brother's girlfriend's dad snuck up on me, unloaded into me from behind, and snarled, "That's for knocking my daughter up." He got the wrong guy. My back is killing me. FML

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By sore - 21/10/2009 08:27 - Australia

Today, I was paintballing when I got shot in the stomach and winded. As I was gasping for breath on the ground, someone came up and shot me point blank in my crotch. FML

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By walllflower - 08/02/2015 19:46 - Canada - Saint Catharines

Today, I went paintballing with my siblings. Once we were done, they realised I hadn't been shot at all. They cornered me in the forest and lit me up. I have welts all over my legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2022 14:00

Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML

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By Z - 26/11/2012 10:26 - Australia

Today, I played paintball with a bunch of friends. By the end of the day, my girlfriend and I were the only people left on the field. She shot me mercilessly, and I screamed like a little girl. 30 people watched, 4 people filmed. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2017 18:00

Today, I went paint-balling with my girlfriend. As we drove she was scared about getting shot a lot, especially in the head. I reassured her that with all the protective gear it was unlikely. First round, within a minute, she gets shot 3 times in the back of the head. FML

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By AquaRevolver - 25/05/2009 10:35 - New Zealand

Today, me and my girlfriend went paintballing. I made sure we were on the same team, so I could protect her and be manly. The first time she got shot was by me, I shot her finger. It broke. FML

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CreamGravy 36

Wednesday 11 February 2015 23:51

I hope the answer is, "Yes, but with someone else"

Welshite 39

Wednesday 11 February 2015 23:49

Unload your clip at his crotch. Fair is fair.

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Gorebabee17 10

Thursday 12 February 2015 7:34

Damn, that's ****** up.

VampOfSavannah 31

Thursday 12 February 2015 8:29

That's a shitty thing to do, and he's a shitty excuse for a boyfriend. Judging by his actions, it sounds like he's the one who doesn't want kids. There are better and more mature men out there, who are much more respectful!

Alastrina_fml 20

Thursday 12 February 2015 8:58

Grade A asshole.

Mr_Saikaly 35

Thursday 12 February 2015 11:25

what an asshole your boyfriend is. sorry for that

pcgwm 13

Thursday 12 February 2015 11:40

I really hope you did that to him aswell.. then maybe he won't be able to. lmao

chosha_fml 26

Thursday 12 February 2015 12:39

Sure you do. Perhaps not with him...

dreamful_artist 14

Thursday 12 February 2015 13:38

I mean it's only fair to return the favor now!

vikky538 28

Thursday 12 February 2015 13:49

do the same and ask this question..."will you be able to have kids now?"

bgon1350 4

Thursday 12 February 2015 16:18

look at the up side. now he can go down and kiss it to make it all better.

kalbrek009 20

Thursday 12 February 2015 17:10

Throat punch, then ask if your friend "still likes breathing"?

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