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first... just to be a douche lol
I'm an anteater, I eat ants, I have ant breath, and I can rap like nobody's business. I rule.
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lol i < 3 the moderators XD but seriously, people need to chill about the whole "first comment" thing
Press the robe over his face and smother him! Autopsy will reveal he drowned in his vomit (hopefully).
Well, he is from Berlin.
Yeah, I was pretty sure the German's like Brotwurst und schweinfleisch... and not bagels...
Sooooooo?
This is why you don't buy robes that look like..oh forget it. That sucks.
AHAHAHAHHAHA
and that is why i dont drink
Pamphlet for not having a roommate and instead getting work to be able to afford a single room.
Now-a-days, getting a job is extremely hard. So I'd count that out. Let alone being able to raise enough money from a part time job [ due to being in college ] to afford having a single room. Just my thoughts.
YDI, but for the OP, I can see how YLIF, but it's still FYL for sure, good luck
wake them up and tell them to clean it up
He just wanted to make Oktoberfest go out with a bang! What weren't you similarly shit-faced? What kind of bru are you? (If we say bro for brother, do you say bru for bruder?) Kudos to you, my friend, for NOT saying "projectile" vomit when the wall puke suggests that the condition existed.
LOL op: thats A LOT of vomit! make him clean it up when he wakes
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Press the robe over his face and smother him! Autopsy will reveal he drowned in his vomit (hopefully).
and that is why i dont drink