Love: Today, I called the number a guy had given me at a bar last night....

By rain - 01/06/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, I called the number a guy had given me at a bar last night. I got the Soulja Boy Hotline. Now every few hours I get messages on my phone like 'Good morning! Jump on up and get yo swag on, this is Soulja Boy!' and I can't seem to get it to stop. FML

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Same thing different taste

By WhoaThere - 18/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

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Feels bad man

By toobad - 02/06/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to a bar with some buddies, and after trying to pick up a few girls, one of my friends got a number. When I heard the number, I said, "Sorry man, that's definitely the rejection hotline number." So many girls have given me that number, I've memorized it. FML

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Hello?

By Idk - 12/12/2018 08:00 - United States - Wilton

Today, at work, I had received a lot of phone calls. I thought maybe it was a scammer line because I never receive calls. Turns out my phone number is the same as a character's number in a TV show. FML

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Gotcha!

By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 03:57 - United States - State College

Today, while at work as a telemarketer, I called a customer on his home phone. Once I was connected, an automated voice said, "To speak with a customer, please press 1." Confused, I pressed one. I then heard loud laughter followed by, "Oh my god! What a dumbass!" before they hung up. FML

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Call center hell

By AndrewC - 14/02/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, while I was working at a call center, a customer was pranking me using an obviously fake Asian accent. He kept saying his name was “Phuck Mi”, his phone number was 666-3629 (as in "Sex sex sex free sex tonight") and making moaning noises and sexual phrases. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML

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By newbffswelcome - 04/08/2013 18:07 - Vietnam - Hanoi

Today, I've been getting calls for over a week on my home phone, cell phone, and the work phone at my night shift, in which someone whispers terrifying Satanic-sounding chants at me. I've now found out that the caller is my best "friend". His explanation: "You seemed lonely, man." FML

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You deserved it 4 667

By Anonymous - 21/08/2012 16:45 - United States - Lititz

Today, after months of job searching, I finally got a call about one of my applications. I wasn't able to answer it, but he left a voicemail. I've listened to it over and over, and I can't understand the contact information. He called from a restricted number. FML

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By pk24 - 25/02/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, I decided to try and call into a local radio station to try and win concert tickets for one of my favorite bands. I called in and was actually the winning number. When asked my name I answered quickly, but all I heard was "Hello? Hello?" Then they hung up. My cell phone was on mute. FML

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He's one of those people

By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 19:54 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, my phone kept beeping, so I put it on silent and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I found the guy I went on a date with last night had sent dozens of messages. The first was "Good morning! :)" and the last was "Answer me u fuckin cunt!!!!" I think I'm staying single. FML

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By snitcheyes - 09/11/2010 16:00 - United States

Today, I was called 15 times by a "good redneck boy" that my Mom is trying to set me up with. He has called me at least 5 times a day for the past week. My Mom is still encouraging him to call. I had to unplug the phone because I feel stalked in my own dorm. FML

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sneakjoint 0

Monday 1 June 2009 9:18

you got owned. just as bad as the rejection hotline

under_achiver 0

Monday 1 June 2009 9:20

what was the number? i want to give it to chicks from now on =]

Comments

redbluegreen 40

Monday 1 June 2009 11:58

#34 - Correction: Jesus loves everyone.~ I hope everyone got that. Gosh. Why does almost everyone got to be so hateful these days?

Gavik 0

Monday 1 June 2009 12:10

Owned. Original and Awesome.

VGSC_clutz 0

Monday 1 June 2009 12:13

oh fckk soulja boy. stupid monkey.

faizan225 0

Monday 1 June 2009 12:13

sexybunny69 0

Monday 1 June 2009 12:25

all you do is type STOP

steph_kat 1

Monday 1 June 2009 12:55

Haha. Its in his new song. "6-7-8-triple 9-8-2-1-2" I am totally giving that out as my number from now on.

dearViena 0

Monday 1 June 2009 12:56

PRICELESS xDD

sublime93 0

Monday 1 June 2009 13:22

Souljaboy eats ****

flighted 1

Sunday 19 June 2011 23:45

so do you

fretforyerlatte 0

Monday 1 June 2009 13:29

wouldn't you find that number a little strange? i don't think real numbers start with 999. and unless 678 happens to be your area code or one near you that probably should have set off some red flags. either way that's hilarious. the fact that he's so atrociously talentless makes it even better.

illeyad 0

Monday 1 June 2009 13:45

I was wondering the same as #44, unless you thought it was his work number? Eitherway if a number looks like it belongs to a buisness, never use it- anyone who offers their work number is never worth calling back. In this case, it sounds like a mean prank he pulled.