By gettinghotinhere - 17/10/2014 18:29 - United States - San Francisco

Spicy
Today, I climbed onto my boyfriend's lap and sexily told him "It's getting hot in here," and started unbuttoning my shirt. He said "Oh," pushed me off him, and went to turn the ceiling fan on. FML
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devildog562 33

Guess the fan was the only thing blowing.

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diving_fml 30

guess he wasn't properly warmed up :)

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JMichael 25

Haha he thought it needed to cool down.

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HersheySquirts 17

Its getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes... I am into it so im going to turn the fan on.

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skychu 18

Hahaha, maybe he didn't hear your seductive tones?

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Brandi_Faith 33

I agree. Maybe he was a bit nervous and that's why he misunderstood. But I personally think it's cute that he was worried that you were uncomfortable and immediately got up to fix that. He sounds like a sweet guy that really cares about how you feel, even if it's just your temperature.

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Kkkdawg 27

I don't think he misunderstood...I think he was being a dick.

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devildog562 33

Guess the fan was the only thing blowing.

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iAmPaul 49

Jesus Christ, every time there's an FML about a boyfriend doing something even slightly odd, there's always someone saying OP should dump him. Idiots...

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JMichael 25

She's 15. What do you expect?

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skitzymew 19

She just doesn't know how to handle relationship issues. She thinks it's better to dump them than attempt to solve the issue.

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bellles 18

Awh he missed the point. Maybe try being more direct ?

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EvilTurtle 35

Op trying to be more direct: You. Me. Sex. Now.

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TheMathMajor 26

"Hey I'm horny, take your pants off" Works every time

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