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By "superpandamonium" - 24/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Steamboat Springs

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is going to Alaska. My invitation must've gotten lost in the mail. FML
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neuronerd 28

Is your boyfriend required to take you everywhere or something?

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Ireadfmlonthejohn 2

This might shock you, but people do go places without their SOs.

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neuronerd 28

Is your boyfriend required to take you everywhere or something?

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superpandamonium 7

No but when you make plans with someone for the summer and he decides to uproot and move to Alaska would be nice to know. But you know everything so please continue.

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superpandamonium 7

No but when you make plans with someone for the summer and he decides to uproot and move to Alaska would be nice to know. But you know everything so please continue.

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superpandamonium 7

No but when you make plans with someone for the summer and he decides to uproot and move to Alaska would be nice to know. But you know everything so please continue.

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superpandamonium 7

No but when you make plans with someone for the summer and he decides to uproot and move to Alaska would be nice to know. But you know everything so please continue.

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imagineapc 11

You didn't provide all of the information, yet you're upset that people assumed a scenario? Wtf?! The fml should be, "Today, after months of talking about going to Alaska together for the summer, my boyfriend is going without me. FML." You don't get to be pissy when you didn't even try to provide half of the story, obviously no one knew what his deal was! Your version of the fml, however, insinuates that he isn't allowed to go anywhere without you. BUT OUR BAD FOR NOT READING WHAT YOU DIDN'T WRITE, ASSZ

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imagineapc 11

You didn't provide all of the information, yet you're upset that people assumed a scenario? Wtf?! The fml should be, "Today, after months of talking about going to Alaska together for the summer, my boyfriend is going without me. FML." You don't get to be pissy when you didn't even try to provide half of the story, obviously no one knew what his deal was! Your version of the fml, however, insinuates that he isn't allowed to go anywhere without you. BUT OUR BAD FOR NOT READING WHAT YOU DIDN'T WRITE, ASS.

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beckylynn42 3

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jcash52426 5

Someone posted last week that is was -30 and they had the flu and needed to bring in wood maybe he going to help them.

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Ireadfmlonthejohn 2

This might shock you, but people do go places without their SOs.

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Ireadfmlonthejohn 2

This might shock you, but people do go places without their SOs.

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RichardPencil 30

Just wait. The mail-carrying Eskimos are mushing their sled dogs as fast as they can. Your invitation will be arriving any month now.

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Varieus 30

I would hate to be in a relationship with you if this is how you normally act. Poor guy.

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core01 30

Which just goes to show how annoying clingy behavior really is. This man would rather hang with his dog than OP.

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CrazyJolteon 0

**** off no one wants to date you either

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anjie_mackney 19

he's still got more profile ***** than you ?

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Tripartita 44

Wait, wait, so those profile ***** matter?! Can you get them exchanged for anything? Like human affection? *crosses fingers*

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Tripartita 44

Wait, wait, so profile ***** actually matter?! Can you exchange them for something? Like human affection? *crosses fingers*

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clair_brodie 35

My ex went on a vacation without me also. It was not the end of the world. Unless they are moving there and did not tell you, then that is a problem.

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ACCOUNTKILLER 18

Don't be immature. You are not entitled to a holiday just because you are his girlfriend. If you need a holiday, plan and pay for one yourself. Look, I get that you're disappointed but it's not like you were included in the planning of this trip and then told no. If your relationship is a good one, there will be plenty of other opportunities to travel together and you should be happy for him.

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