By anonymous - 19/08/2013 05:41 - United States - Lamar

Today, I found my dad drunk, sitting on the bathroom floor crying. When I asked him why, he said, "My son is gay." I'm his only child, and I'm a girl. FML
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ohhhsnapple 14

You're his only child that YOU know about... Surprise!

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TrueTriage 16

You could respond by breaking down and saying your dad is a lesbian.

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omgitsmoe 26

Maybe he have a second wife and a son and he is gay?

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K410 18

Hope he didn't propose to you too lol

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dmahen 10

Could it be that he'd thought OP was a guy all along, hence why he would think she were gay?

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TheCanucklehead 22

45 it's as if he never changed ops diaper..good parents...probably why he's on the floor drunk

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Jeffo193 13

#5, it could be #2 was referring to the father?

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ohhhsnapple 14

You're his only child that YOU know about... Surprise!

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iAlissa 34

Now I'm craving obnoxiously loud breakfast cereal

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Treveyon56 14

Thanks a lot people now I'm craving a rice crispy treat. Can even read fml without being made hungry.

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Catkam623 27

Worse can't eat while reading fmls that make you hungry cause of the horrors on the next page.

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triplebeerox 27

Maybe this is his way of telling you that you have a gay brother...

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joeyl2008 29

Maybe this is his way of telling you that you are a gay boy

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150493x 29

Maybe the drink has just made him incredibly confused and disorientated. Try talking to him when he sobers up to find out what he meant!

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T1A2Z3 34

Maybe he got way too into a show?

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imabassist 23

Congrats on your estranged gay brother!

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bettyboop428 24

This could be a sign he is leading a double life with two families. Does your father take long trips by himself, maybe for "work"?

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RedPillSucks 31

Time to check the birth records and look around for any suspicious hormone treatments lying about.

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soullyfe 33

Seems more like an FML for your unknown brother... "Today, my father found out that I'm gay. His reaction? To get drunk and cry on a bathroom floor, all while telling a sister I never knew I had. FML"

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