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By Anonymous - 11/11/2017 18:56 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, I found out my husband was gay when I accidentally found his Grindr account. When I approached him about this he blamed me for snooping through his phone. I was only trying to check his email for paperwork on closing our deal for our new home. FML

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Akitakat 31

Thursday 16 November 2017 16:02

Deflection on his part doesn’t change the facts. He chose to keep a major life changing secret from you on purpose. At what point does he become responsible? Glad you now know the truth & can move forward.

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Akitakat 31

Thursday 16 November 2017 16:02

Deflection on his part doesn’t change the facts. He chose to keep a major life changing secret from you on purpose. At what point does he become responsible? Glad you now know the truth & can move forward.

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