Today I found out that I'm in love with a man, who is in love... - FML

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By TSP - 30/08/2017 21:23

Today I found out that I'm in love with a man, who is in love with a woman, who is in love with me. We're all friends.

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interesting33 36

Saturday 2 September 2017 17:26

wow, sounds like midsummer night's dream. that sucks.

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interesting33 36

Saturday 2 September 2017 17:26

wow, sounds like midsummer night's dream. that sucks.

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