By Anonymous - 10/06/2014 03:30 - United States - Crowley

Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
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lnheritance 19

Maybe he wanted to see if she would care. Or OPs boyfriend is a dick.

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SalviBarbie 15

#1 didn't notice how op said 'payed' instead of paid?

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MisterEx 28

#26 - Or, OP is a psycho overly attached stalker maniac girlfriend.

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L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H 20

#62, that is offensive to Mercurians everywhere! ;)

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incoherentrmblr 21

#1, when running from the mob and/or government...

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2i1337i2iscore 13

Well if she us a psycho gf then it's one of the best chances he's got. Like, how did she know he paid someone? Possibly by flipping out at the paid guy?

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kristabelli 19

They had it spelled "payed" originally. I felt an uncontrollable urge to correct it. (Sometimes I can't help myself.)

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Demig0d6 14

Death not very nice

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schhichick 14

Or pay a guy to tell him he is not getting out that easy

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Ian7890 23

or you could just him yourself and then use the money you saved to buy a burger

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Rallred32 20

Kill him so you can make his dream ops reality.

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schhichick 14

Your idea is much better! mm burgers(:

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kuzzy00 22

Send an E-Card from am anonymous email and block her number/email from your own devices. Done.

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toxic_walrus 15

Well that's mature

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cdalton 12

Why? And how could he possibly think he could get away with this? I'm sorry op.

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drivingmissdaisy 13

Wow...was it a joke? Or did he really want you to think he was dead?

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Respect101 17

I'm going to go out on a limb and say he wanted her to think so, because he paid someone. If I were to do it as a prank I wouldn't pay someone. I would find someone willing to do it for free. Unless you have a ton of money to throw around.

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annie_nk 22

If he wanted to break up with you, there are better ways. Ways that don't cost money.

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bellebe1998 16

I hate that most guys have to do outrageous things to break up with a girl. We would be less upset if you just come out and say it.

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laden_swallow09 34

But then how would you hate us and be happy to be rid of us? Wait, this is women we're talking about. Surely, you'll think of something to hate about your now-ex.

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Raidriar 14

45, you sound both sexist and petty.

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foxwasalamb 24

hey 45, if we personally message u will u tell us what you said?

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mvc3ftw 17

he could save his money,but it could cost him...His Life! *gasps*

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zandalee 19

I'm guessing the person whom got paid by OP's boyfriend told her.

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cumberbunny 17

Plot twist: the boyfriend has been 'dead' for two years. Sherlock anyone?

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