By Anonymous - 02/04/2017 14:00

Today, I found out that my crazy stalker got a crazy stalker too. And she's also stalking me. So basically, I'm in some sort of a stalking triangle. FML
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GhostFox 33

Uh. Police, before you wind up dead, because I don't see many other endings to this.

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Colon_Man 17

Unless you're stalking one of the stalkers, I think you're in more of a 'stalker greater than sign'.

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GhostFox 33

Uh. Police, before you wind up dead, because I don't see many other endings to this.

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Colon_Man 17

Unless you're stalking one of the stalkers, I think you're in more of a 'stalker greater than sign'.

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RichardPencil 30

That second stalker is cashing in on a great two-for-one deal. By stalking your stalker, she's getting you as a bonus!

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RosesThorn17 7

"Every breath you take, every move you make every bond you break, every step you take, I'll be watching them watching you" Yeah, you might want to think about just leaving the entire country and becoming a hermit somewhere in rural china.

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lcupcake 2

Well that's flattering. At least you're highly desirable.

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lcupcake 2

Well that's flattering. At least you're highly desirable.

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mariri9206 32

April fools? lol

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Alup132 22

This is when you must out stalk the stalker! Creep them out more than you're creeped out.

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cylus13 9

This has the making of one of those B rate horror films that your not sure if it should have not been labeled as ****.

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terryberry77 6

now I'm kinda wondering what I'm missing out on. Where did you say you lived?

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