Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was...

By Anonymous - 03/12/2009 08:23 - United States

Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML

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By Just_do_it_17 - 09/05/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 01:57 - United States

Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML

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Great friends

By Anonymous - 25/03/2022 04:00

Today, I announced to my friends that I'd proposed to my girlfriend and she'd said yes. I thought they'd be happy for me, since they were the ones who introduced me to her after all. Instead, they all were flabbergasted. One told me, "You realize we set you up with that fat chick as a joke, right?" FML

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By LesboLover - 26/06/2019 02:30

Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML

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Identity politics

By Anonymous - 21/04/2022 10:00 - United States

Today, I came out as a lesbian to my friends. They were supportive, save for my one friend, who accused me of copying her by also being a lesbian. FML

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What the frick?

By cuckoo - 22/08/2015 03:59 - United States - Mobile

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML

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By Singlelady - 21/09/2016 19:16 - United Kingdom - Stoke-on-trent

Today, my sister gently asked me if I was gay. Turns out I've been without a boyfriend for so long that the whole family believes I secretly have a girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 1 163

By ClosetMishap - 10/11/2009 16:25 - Canada

Today, I told my friends I had been hiding something that I wanted to come clean on. My one friend responds by saying, "FINALLY you come out of the closet. It's about time." I'm not gay. I was just going to tell them my parents were getting a divorce. FML

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You deserved it 4 742

By augiedd - 05/03/2014 02:46 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML

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Thursday 3 December 2009 17:47

Fake. No one lives in North Dakota.

capthavoc123 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 17:35

I voted in your favor on this one, but then I thought about something. In the three years you knew these people, you never once told them that this girl was your girlfriend? Because that's the only way they could still think you were gay. So I guess you kind of half deserve it.

Comments

CykoX 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 16:08

lol better luck next time

Intellectualist 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 16:09

Probably because you didn't hide those pictures, you know, the ones of you dressed as a woman, having drug fuelled sex with a man? OMGLIEK2ND. *shoots self*

Intellectualist 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 16:25

shit, that's a strap on? I though s/he was a dude D: Woe is me! Oh... OP, not me ;[

Intellectualist 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 16:40

Oh, I like a BIG gift :)

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Thursday 3 December 2009 16:09

Engagement to your girlfriend or your secret man-***** named Fernando?

ScarletMontgomar 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 2:22

ROFL!!!

Rayn4u_fml 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 16:09

What was your girlfriend doing the whole time that she was supposed to negate these rumours?

Intellectualist 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 16:22

I love you

Starfire22 5

Thursday 3 December 2009 16:31

They found out about your drunken butt sex marathon with some guy named Enrique huh?

Skull_300 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 16:43

What the ****?

kaleid0scopeEyes 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 16:44

is your girlfriend fat? usually gay guys and fat chicks go together like peanut butter and jelly. you should cancel the engagement if she is because fat chicks only get fatter and smellier once you marry them.