By Harry - 20/07/2011 07:40 - United States

Today, I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me, calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" for getting his "baby girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married for 3 years. FML
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Fx13mz 7

Name the baby after him. Then it's all good.

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TheRealHouse 7

Just apologize and explain that you usually cum on her face but you decided to try something different. He will understand.

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wriptidez 0

he is mentally ill and never let go.

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obviousboy 8

Well. I mean, you did. :P

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rhysfucker 24

OP, you have to let us know how thanksgiving and Christmas / Hannuka are until the kid is born. conrats on the pregnancy, though!

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rattusrattus 18

This is definatly one of those FMLs you wish had a 'follow up' on. We need juicy details! And indeed, congrats on your impending baby(ies).

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sandmancometh 3

He doesn't like you much. Take him fishing and take lots of beer.

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perdix 29

He's still sore that you rescued your wife from his molestation.

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