By omg - 25/03/2011 00:43 - Canada

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML
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enonymous 8

So did the teacher get a discount?

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kinga08 0

You should be proud that at such a young age your son has a sense of entrepreneurship, using his assets to make a profit and far as I know his business is 100% profit. You, OP, have a genius for a child.

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rldostie 19

This actually isn't that funny. When a child that young understands about other people touching his "special place", it's often because he has been exposed to sexual abuse. Someone has either been touching him, or making him touch someone else. This is almost always the case for such sexual play at that age. If this is real, I'd call the police.

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mismonroe 0

Couldn't be the exposure to the 'sex sells' campaign in the media these days. Not like sex doesn't fill everything from movies to books to video games.

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oped01 8

I am glad that someone else besides me sees that

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Katuski 4

Smart kid. He could be a business man someday.

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onlygoddess14 7

I disagree with those who say he must have been abused, its very easy to know about sex at any age the way our media treats it now a days. Thats not necessarily a bad thing, kids experiment throughout their entire childhood. I knew plenty about sex when i was 8 and i wasn't abused. Hell I can't remember not knowning about sex, i still didn't lose my virginity till i was 18. I think he's a great entrepeneur lol they gotta learn somehow. I doubt there is anything really wrong with him.

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