Today, I got an erection at the worst possible time. Where, when?...

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By Christian In-Training - 04/09/2017 01:30 - United States - Blacklick

Today, I got an erection at the worst possible time. Where, when? I'm glad you asked me: at church. During Holy Communion. In front of 200 or more people. FML

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manicmoogle87 11

Friday 8 September 2017 1:13

Sounds like a typical example of Pavlovs conditioning

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manicmoogle87 11

Friday 8 September 2017 1:13

Sounds like a typical example of Pavlovs conditioning

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