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By Fuzzy - 14/08/2017 01:30

Today, I got ready for work: I shaved my neck, face, upper lip and cheeks, as well as between my eyebrows. I also meticulously used my nose-hair trimmer. I'm female. FML
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hunterseal 18

Maybe you have PCOS , should ask your obgyn.

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Uniquestar7 20

I'd recommend you see your doctor for a hormone profile and an abdominal ultrasound. Sounds like PCOS. Time to start a healthy diet and exercise. Improving insulin sensitivity usually makes the situation better.

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GurrukWildSpeaker 3

Aye, we used to have these types of female organisms from back in my day. they tell you that their name is Sam, two eras later you find out it was a female named Samantha.

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RichardPencil 30

Be glad you don’t have to shave your balls. If you do ... yikes!

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EnvyMe33 26

That there is funny

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Uniquestar7 20

I'd recommend you see your doctor for a hormone profile and an abdominal ultrasound. Sounds like PCOS. Time to start a healthy diet and exercise. Improving insulin sensitivity usually makes the situation better.

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chelseyh 6

The ovaries are located in the pelvis. An abdominal ultrasound would not show the ovaries.

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greeniegenius 19

Yikes guess they are up for a grabs vaginal scan- pass the lube

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hunterseal 18

Yup has to be a transvaginal ultrasound.

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Uniquestar7 20

Nope, an abdomino-pelvic ultrasound works too; less sensitive but more comfortable.

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Uniquestar7 20

The pelvis can be visualised through the abdominal wall. That's the usual method to see, for example, the urinary bladder and uterus, which are also pelvic organs. A hysterectomy (removal of the uterus) can similarly be performed through the abdominal wall.

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hunterseal 18

Maybe you have PCOS , should ask your obgyn.

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Lemou_fml 25

Add some balls, shaft, toe hair, foot hair, knee hair, ass hair, 4 hairs on each nipple and your whole head to this one and I'll understand your complaint. If there's nothing wrong with you, you just hairy. I'm a guy and I'm not hairy enough to leave something behind or I'll look like a near thornless obtuse cactus. Work with what you got, because there's only one of you. You matter.

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MrBiggggg 7

Well better than having to shave your chest and face and balls daily

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Zac Garrison 6

Get checked for PCOS. I didn't until recently and found out I'm borderline diabetic.

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adventureinthesea 14

whoops meant to comment on this account .~.

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beybmoo 15

When I read this, the first person I think of is painter, Frida Kahlo. She's hairy too & I think she is beautiful! I'm female too & I also have to shave in between my brows & yup, I also have a shadowy upper lip. You're not alone!

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