By BoredRunner42 - 07/09/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
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Sun_Kissed18 25

Break up with her right there! Thats so unfair for her to just put all of that pressure on you

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feed_the_ducks 0

Maybe you should try to speak to someone close to her so they will know just how far off the deep end she is.

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whooooop 0

Dudee... Shes messed up :/

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Chopramen 0

Yeah, red flags should have gone WAY up

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ziqi92 0

on the bright side, i doubt she'll ever cheat on u

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SheriffBart 0

Really? Because one form of unstable, self-destructive behavior precludes other forms?

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RandomPasserby 0

Well, get all dramatic and crap when breaking up with her. "I'm SORRY, b-but I MUST GO TO ANOTHERR STATE I DON'T WANT TO DUMP YOU I LOVE YOU I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE " I'm sure she'd be touched.

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pandaloop 0

get better at checking for signs that scream 'crazy', man. now maybe help her grow some brains while you're with her... and good luck with your escape plan :P

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Green12324 0

Get rid of her ASAP, and tell her parents what she told you.

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