By bruised - 11/04/2016 07:26 - United States - Novi

Today, I lay in bed reflecting on my fiancé's complaint about my lack of displays of affection. I felt terrible, so I rolled over and hugged him in his sleep. He's a fully trained martial artist and his immediate reaction was to try to snap my neck. FML
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expertsmilee 26

Judont want to startle the guy apparently.

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sloth115 18

Don't be surprised, no affection so he probably didn't expect that it was you

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lazlowrave 10

Cause snapping necks is what martial arts is all about?

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Everyone_Is_Mad_fml 5

PTSD also causes people to react in such ways while they are sleeping, or awake.

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hydronoxx 11

As a martial artist, I will say sometimes having those types of reflexes suck. Your situation, for example.

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whateverugh12 12

i have never laughed so much at an FML.

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Peppersworth 6

Don't worry about it, I take martial arts and martial arts is pretty much completely unlearning reflexes and learning a bunch of new reflexes.

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DragonRain3390 4

And he wonders why you don't show him any affection???

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