Intimacy: Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was... - FML

By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 14:06 - Canada

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Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML

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By talkssuck - 30/03/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML

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Close-Knit Family

By Bleached_Eyes - 02/04/2018 00:00 - United States - Pikesville

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Today, I finally met my girlfriend's family. When it was time for dinner, I was sent upstairs to get her brother. When I walked in, he was laid out on his bed getting a rimjob from his cousin. FML

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Thousand-yard stare

By timiscuous - 20/04/2020 20:00 - New Zealand

Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. Her dad killed and skinned a goat in front of me, while staring at me the whole time. FML

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Meet the parents

By aj513 - 29/11/2015 01:20 - United States - New Bedford

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Today, my girlfriend and I got caught doing it in her parents' bed by her mom. Instead of making me leave, they forced me to stay for dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 06:35 - United States

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Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

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Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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Living in a bad TV show

By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 14:00

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Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. Turns out I had sex with her once about 3 months before I met my girlfriend, and had no idea who she was. She’s been “happily” married to my girlfriend's dad for 25 years. I have no idea what to say or do and it’s awkward, so my girlfriend is getting suspicious. FML

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By KeptMyHandsUp - 17/08/2017 17:15 - United States

Today, I was meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time. She warned me they were a little weird. Right when we walked in the door, her parents were there to greet us...in the nude. Apparently this constitutes as a LITTLE weird. They both hugged me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/02/2012 10:07 - United States

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Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

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Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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littlegolferboy 4

Thursday 1 October 2009 20:27

On their bed? Wow, at least they know you're classy...

kimcachu 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 20:51

you couldn't have sex with her in HER bed?

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cuzirock132 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 2:00

OH MY GOD IT'S A WOMAN! 0-o

satanstoystore 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 2:54

well at least they didnt join.

clos14 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 6:15

wow stbu

bellakaur 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 11:33

Meet the fockers.

Lady_Slim_Shady 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 23:56

was it good though?? lol jk u dumbass!! they're bed!!! stupid y not her bed! duh

Dynoblaze 1

Sunday 4 October 2009 7:36

two for one!!! did the dad ask his wife why she couldn't activate the same gene her daughter had?

Julsa 0

Monday 5 October 2009 4:09

Well that's not akward at all!

im_a_dinosaur 0

Monday 5 October 2009 16:44

hahahahaha embarrassinggg muchh

snowmarfrapenis 0

Monday 5 October 2009 22:16

Wow, that's embarressing. I don't understand why you diodn't have it on her bed.But that's some way to meet her parents but I am sure they will get over it. I mean my parents would be pissed, but thye would get to know my boyfriend and put that behind them.If you look at the bright side you got laid.. on a scale to one-ten it probably would of beeen five or bellow sense if my parents walked in it would knock off five points and then depending on how good he was ehh 1-5. but whatever. Goood luck with that.

fmlalldamnday 8

Thursday 29 October 2015 12:18

It's a girl...

amylhjay 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 3:51

Did they know that she was a lesbian?

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