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By ImOnly140.. - 06/05/2017 19:30

Today, I nailed my solo at my school's choir concert. After the performance, a little boy went up to me and said "I thought fat girls only sing Opera!" His Father just laughed. FML

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Amber Parkey 6

Tuesday 9 May 2017 10:23

Does anyone teach kid manners, consideration, or basic decency? Rude little hell spawn.

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Amber Parkey 6

Tuesday 9 May 2017 10:23

Does anyone teach kid manners, consideration, or basic decency? Rude little hell spawn.

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