By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 22:39 - United States

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Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
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redbluegreen 40

Perhaps you would have preferred something like this?: "Today, my substantially average sized penis filled with blood and I found myself with an erection as my licensed orthodontist cordially tightened the metal wires that had been previously laid upon my semi-crooked teeth. I did not know what to do. Fornicate with my unfortunate existence."

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FYLDeep 25

Someone's orally fixated...

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pfx2_fml 15

So.. You like it rough?

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bizarre_ftw 21

Nah, he likes it tight. REAL tight!! And rather moist as well. With quite a bit of metal, fingers, and machinery in his orifices.

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RedPillSucks 31

damn, wrong place

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shimadingdong 2

I think that would be the only enjoyable thing about having braces :P Hate these friggen train tracks.

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kobekobe 0

Did ur dentist get into it?

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every1luvsboners 11

There's no need to be ashamed. This reminds me of my first boner, it was back in 1963, around 7:30 pm. I was out mowing the lawn with a push mower. Out of no-where 3 blackbirds landed on it like it was a limb or something they just sat there and chirped the whole time while I cut the grass. I still have those 3 blackbirds on my mantle, and play with them from time to time. Long live the boner.

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black_martin 1

I dreaded that many times haha, those dang dental assistants seemed like the purposely put their boobs on me....rubbing back and forth at times...is that even necessary!?

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RedPillSucks 31

Do you actually care? This is the only reason I keep my dentist appointment. All my kids have braces, whether they needed them or not. They never understood why I needed to be in the room with them, taking pictures and smiling...

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