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By kinkycamgirl - 02/08/2017 07:21

Today I posted an ad for my webcam my kinky webcam show and asked all of those wanting to join to please email me so I can send them the link. The ad included my age, height, and weight plus the various naughty things I do. I received an email from biological father. FML

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GhostFox 33

Sunday 6 August 2017 16:23

Yikes. Might be time to tell him that you do shows, if it won't endanger you.

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