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first? why would they? get out there and start making some friends, and don't depend on technology!!
Download the Friend app for your new phone
Well...obviously not.
you got the wrong phone. the good ones come with contact lists.
Buying new technology doesn't magically make you non-boring. What you need to buy is a personality. I don't know where you can buy a personality, but a good start would be the Perdix Motivational Course on three DVD's for only 249.99 (of whatever your local currency is -- I sell a lot in Japan for some reason). Order today, call 1-800-E-A-T S-H-I-7!
hope u really didnt think a phone made ppl want to talk to you...yikes if you did...*shakes head*
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Phones have bells and whistles now? Nice
Should get some materialistic friends. Then they won't mind you waving it in their faces.