Today I realized that I give out my number to strangers way to... - FML

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By needtostop - 18/08/2017 18:21

Today I realized that I give out my number to strangers way to much. I changed my hair and got a new number a few months ago, but I was talking to a man on the street and he asked for my number. Tried to give him my old one. Turns out he already had it. FML

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SteelSoul5 9

Tuesday 22 August 2017 3:41

Take men's numbers instead.

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SteelSoul5 9

Tuesday 22 August 2017 3:41

Take men's numbers instead.

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