Today, I realized that I wore ripped jeand AND ripped boxers... - FML

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By Samar - 28/10/2021 07:27

Today, I realized that I wore ripped jeand AND ripped boxers to work. Both ripped at the same place, in between the legs. The result was my looking down and seeing my dick halfway out of my trousers. I can't get up from my seat the rest of the day. FML

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