Today, I received a dear John letter as a video from my wife... - FML

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By Deployed-man - 05/11/2017 15:41 - Spain - Beniel

Today, I received a dear John letter as a video from my wife having sex with another man because I'm not their to satisfy her. I am currently deployed. FML

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Akitakat 31

Wednesday 8 November 2017 14:58

One, Thank you for your service & two She doesn’t deserve you.

milf4u2011 7

Monday 20 November 2017 17:31

that's total bullshit. I'm sorry. as a soon-to-be wife of a military Vet, a sister to an active service man and a daughter to a air force vet...I thank you for your service...and I hope she gets AIDS

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Akitakat 31

Wednesday 8 November 2017 14:58

One, Thank you for your service & two She doesn’t deserve you.

smc3106 25

Saturday 18 November 2017 2:05

The same shit happened to me, brother.. Best thing to do is to move on. Even trying to make it work is bad, every day will just remind you of her wrongdoing. 800-273-8255 if you need to talk about anything. Just don’t be the 22

milf4u2011 7

Monday 20 November 2017 17:31

that's total bullshit. I'm sorry. as a soon-to-be wife of a military Vet, a sister to an active service man and a daughter to a air force vet...I thank you for your service...and I hope she gets AIDS

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