Today I remembered sending my ex wife on a trip of a life time... - FML

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By DV Red Dot - 18/11/2017 20:38

Today I remembered sending my ex wife on a trip of a life time to Australia. I spent 6 months in Afghanistan dodging bullets to pay for it. When she returned I found pictures on our computer of her having a threesome with a married couple. I paid for the trip that led to my divorce, FML.

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PhantomCrevan 8

Monday 20 November 2017 9:41

People that cheat will find a 'reason' and way to do so regardless of where they are- so you didn't exactly pay for what caused the divorce, you paid to find out that she's a shit person. Which, at least it didn't come with all the annoyance of hiring a Private Investigator like some people do. Sounds like it worked faster than a PI would have, too.

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PhantomCrevan 8

Monday 20 November 2017 9:41

People that cheat will find a 'reason' and way to do so regardless of where they are- so you didn't exactly pay for what caused the divorce, you paid to find out that she's a shit person. Which, at least it didn't come with all the annoyance of hiring a Private Investigator like some people do. Sounds like it worked faster than a PI would have, too.

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