Health, Transportation, Cars and Accident: Today, I saw my crush waving me over from the other end of the...

By Lmop68 - 27/05/2009 05:27 - Canada

Today, I saw my crush waving me over from the other end of the parking lot. I ran quickly to greet him, but in my excitement didn't take note of the giant Hummer backing out. I broke two ribs and all my crush was trying to do was warn me of the moving vehicle I was about to run into. FML

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By boom - 17/03/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to get out, he switched the gear to reverse, thinking the car was in park. I got run over by the car door. FML

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By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Norway

Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 02:01

Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML

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By Carrie - 04/12/2020 20:02 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I was at a party with my crush, but I didn’t talk to him. After, I walked out to my car, and saw a dent in my car. I then noticed that the dent was exactly the size of my crush’s head. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2016 04:34 - United States - Thibodaux

Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML

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By Robert - 13/09/2013 01:11 - United States - Drummond Island

Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML

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By fmlman - 15/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Rawlins

Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML

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By madd_dizzle - 25/10/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, my crush finally let me drive his truck for the first time in a empty parking lot, after he told me he liked me. It was so dark that I ended up driving into and pole and totaled his car. Now he hates me. FML

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By icantdrive - 19/03/2009 04:22 - Canada

Today, I went to a party to see my crush. He offered me a drink and I declined telling him that I don't drink because alcohol makes people act stupid and crash their cars. He then saw me back into a car parked on the street and shatter my backlights as I reversed from the driveway to go home. FML

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By Sean - 14/08/2016 04:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, as I was crossing a street, a car hit me and broke two of my ribs. The driver was too busy paying attention to his girlfriend who was giving him a blowjob from the passenger seat. I could see the look of ecstasy on his face as he rammed into me and drove off without noticing. FML

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Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:14

FYL and YDI FYL because he couldn't do any worse at trying to get you to stop; seriously waving = hi/come here YDI for not paying attention to your surroundings have a quick recovery from the ribs, those SUCK to have broken cant do anything

Indiana_fml 4

Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:05

Ouch indeed. But I wouldn't just wave to signal "Stop!"...

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tbweffect 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:02

You fail at life, idiot

gurlgurlgurl 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:03

ouch.

mystic_star 0

Friday 23 July 2010 16:11

shame hes not a vampire.

Jiplo 18

Tuesday 7 February 2012 3:39

...you really had to say that? really?!

Janawa 22

Tuesday 20 March 2012 2:10

Epic pic, I feels ya bra.

MrsDruidess 23

Monday 16 December 2013 11:04

sorry but she disnt see the hummer?? really?? OP YDI

Indiana_fml 4

Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:05

Ouch indeed. But I wouldn't just wave to signal "Stop!"...

R3TH0R 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:14

stiles_fml 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:28

american

tbweffect 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:28

#5, suck my balls

sdawl 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:30

shit that sucks get better

fmlfan456 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:31

aw. hope you feel better soon!!

shani__ 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:34

OH NO! How do you deserve this? You were obviously excited that your crush was signalling to you, but who does franticaly wave to signal stop? I would be like "STOP THERE IS A CARD ABOUT TO SQUISH YOU!" and do the "stop" sign with my hand.. FYL :( Feel better soon!