Today, I saw my friend carrying a bag and thought it would be... - FML

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By Amee - 18/11/2017 19:04 - Serbia

Today, I saw my friend carrying a bag and thought it would be funny to dump it in water. After she found it in the school's fountain and opened it up, it turned out that she was carrying the phone she borrowed from me, which was mine, in the bag and planned to return it. It wasn't waterproof. FML.

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