Today, I spent 6 hours helping deliver my cats kittens, only... - FML

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By "Alex Cronen" - 02/10/2017 08:48 - United States - Jackson

Today, I spent 6 hours helping deliver my cats kittens, only to have her take one look and eat them. Then proceed to pee on me before running off. I have 20 minutes to clear my head and put on fresh clothes for work fml

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GhostFox 33

Monday 9 October 2017 16:17

Cold comfort this may be, but you didn't really do anything to cause this, and it doesn't make your cat a monster. When stressed, animals like rabbits, dogs, cats, and even chickens will eat any offspring they deliver. If you don't get her fixed, next time simply set her up a place to give birth; and keep an eye out for anything going wrong during the delivery- THEN intervene.

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