Intimacy: Today, I told my parents that I was going out with my boyfriend... - FML

By insideout - 10/05/2009 20:25 - United States

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Today, I told my parents that I was going out with my boyfriend and they agreed to let me go as long as I was home by midnight. Did I come home on time? Yes. Was my shirt right side out? No. FML

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Rakayum 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:25

lol. how could anyone vote that her life is F'ed.

too_much_fun 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:29

Oh common, there's plenty of other explanations to why your shirt was inside out. Oh wait. There's not.

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shameonmedude 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:50

This FML put me to sleep.....Sounds like youre only in high school......like just starting highschool

NowListenHereHo 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:51

This is hilarious.

Crash92 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:51

If your 16 then how the HELL cant you get it, how thick of a bubble are you living in?

ren21ai41 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:54

haha. your boyfriend didnt point it out to you or anything? lol. just be like yeah dad...its a new fashion trend, all the cool kids wear their shirts inside out

patrikus13 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:55

hahaha hoebag

the_question_mar 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:56

ouch. Epic fail.

the_question_mar 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:56

ouch. Epic fail.

Monty_Python 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:57

That sucks. But remember to cover your tracks next time. FYL

rinaldy 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:58

u sound really stupid boxerbaby1

_W_T_F_ 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:58

omg #9 and #27 u got to be kiddin me, i got it, and im only 15, but still, this fml is soo funny... just say that u spilled somtin on ur shirt and u took it off to see if u could clean it, simple....

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