Miscellaneous: Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2018 05:00

Today, my 92-year-old great-grandfather ran down the stairs in excitement, despite his severe arthritis. He told my great-grandmother that he was having the first erection in over 10 years, and grandma ordered me to leave so they could do it right there. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 06:46 - United States

Today, I found out that the crazy old man that sleep walks naked around my neighborhood every night is my grandpa. And he's not sleepwalking. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2015 14:21 - United States - Boca Raton

Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML

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By kha - 24/03/2009 10:18 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML

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By Unappreciated Grandchild - 06/11/2012 07:59 - United States - Bel Air

Today, I looked over to see my grandfather looking thoughtfully at me. Feeling flattered because he rarely shows affection, I waved at him. He then said, "I was looking out the window" and continued to stare past my head out of the window. FML

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By fuckerman - 03/05/2009 03:47 - Canada

Today, my grandpa told me he can still get aroused even though he is 84. Im 32 and have erectile dysfunction. FML

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By Andrew - 24/09/2010 10:22 - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

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By wtf - 10/01/2014 16:47 - United States - Delmar

Today, my grandpa took my face in both hands, kissed me on the lips, said "Now you can tell all your friends you've had your first kiss," and walked out of the room. FML

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By hellphone_fml - 01/07/2019 20:00

Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML

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ICastillo 24

Wednesday 9 January 2013 19:07

I sing to mine to cheer him up and keep him in a good mood.

LolFMLnot 10

Wednesday 9 January 2013 19:09

He was remembering the places it went to

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zombieslayer83 19

Wednesday 9 January 2013 19:15

My precious!

insaneDONUTZ 15

Wednesday 9 January 2013 19:16

im tellin you old people can get away with anything!

ttqq 7

Wednesday 9 January 2013 21:06

An old guy should rob a bank. With your logic, he'd get away with it.

insaneDONUTZ 15

Thursday 10 January 2013 2:16

why so serious?

MatteKudasai 17

Thursday 10 January 2013 17:31

Osama bin Laden was quite old.

ManInTheMachine 19

Wednesday 9 January 2013 19:16

He was probably pleased he could still get the one-eyed wonder up at his age!

lowshadows 21

Wednesday 9 January 2013 19:17

reminiscing the places it explored. good, bad and the ugly.

PenguinBitch 43

Wednesday 9 January 2013 19:19

He found what grandma meant by ****.

cd8919 12

Wednesday 9 January 2013 19:20

That's a life long friendship

untouchable763 10

Wednesday 9 January 2013 19:20

Like a boss.

SuperDanielNL 23

Wednesday 9 January 2013 19:23

Nothing is nicer to see a happy elderly man.

Give_Linux_A_Go 28

Wednesday 9 January 2013 19:31

and his penis...

Ryan_Jaxson 8

Wednesday 9 January 2013 19:23

Well, did you knock before you entered?

FayBerry88 11

Wednesday 9 January 2013 19:24

Nothing wrong with that. If I had a penis I imagine I'd spend a lot of time smiling at it too.

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