Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my new college roommate holding his cock....

By InAnAwkwardSituation - 25/08/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my new college roommate holding his cock. He said "Hi I'm Jeffrey, and this is Jeffrey junior" while directing attention towards his penis. It's going to be a long semester. FML

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By mrboston - 01/09/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, my college roommate whom I've never met moved in. Good thing I wasn't completely naked, playing with myself on the couch when he walked in. That would've been awkward. FML

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By jkin47 - 04/08/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, I moved into my new college apartment for the next year. A 45 year old guy with a mustache in short shorts and no shirt answers the door. He will be one of my roommates. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 00:01 - United States

Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML

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By Jordan - 10/08/2018 14:00 - United States - Boulder

Today, I met the guy who will be my dorm roommate for the fall semester. One of the first things he said was, "By the way, I'm into self-massage, so don't get weirded out if you hear noises coming from my room a lot." Great. FML

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Gagging for it

By Anonymous - 20/02/2023 14:00 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my roommate spends so much time in our dorm room that I got a boner when I heard him leaving for class, because it was my first chance in days to jack off in peace. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2013 21:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML

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What a jerk!

By traumatized house keeper - 08/09/2017 13:00 - Germany - Munster

Today, while cleaning the hostel, I had to make some beds in a dorm room. There were three guys in the room, one of whom was sitting on a bed. He looked me straight in the eye and I gave him a big smile before I realized he was jerking off. FML

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By StiffPvtParts - 04/06/2019 18:00

Today, after a night of drinking, I awoke in the early hours of the morning to a sight of my roommate playing with my penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2015 03:55 - United States - Portland

Today, at college, I walked in on some kid jerking off in front of the bathroom sink. This place never ceases to amaze and disgust me. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2012 00:29 - United States - Wooster

Today, we got new seats in class today. The guy placed next to me, turned, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "The balls are the warmest place on the body" while his hands were in his pants. I'm stuck next to him for the rest of the semester. FML

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Holybatman 16

Thursday 25 August 2011 11:57

Did you shake Jeffrey Junior's hand?

NOWAYJOSE 14

Thursday 25 August 2011 11:57

Well, make friends with both of them!

Comments

don1qot 6

Friday 26 August 2011 10:05

Looks like Jeffrey was just 'pulling an all-nighter' and likes to study hard and hit the books.

beerhead 0

Friday 26 August 2011 12:37

Introduce him to your junior!

MyS3lf 24

Friday 26 August 2011 16:30

Damn dude, your life DOES suck :(

Raheemdplayer 7

Friday 26 August 2011 16:31

That scene should have been in American Pie lmao FYL

TheDifferent 0

Friday 26 August 2011 16:40

He sounds lovely

TeenageDirtbagg 3

Friday 26 August 2011 23:12

Lmao man I feel bad for you :/

writergirl23 19

Friday 26 August 2011 23:37

FML for him u mean u probably walked in on him masturbating.

kbt13 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 0:17

I was expecting this to go towards: "and then his pet rooster bit me"

Damajae 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 3:32

You got a messed up roomate

FuckOffNoob 6

Saturday 27 August 2011 8:18

Introduce him to your junior. if your is bigger, he'll get jelouse.

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