Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into...

By Anonymous - 06/10/2015 11:46 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML

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By future brain bleach addict - 02/05/2013 23:54 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00

Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML

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By Ribbed for Her Disaster - 04/04/2013 16:04 - United Kingdom - Orpington

Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML

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By quadropheniac - 09/06/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML

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By fmyhabit - 15/04/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2016 12:00 - United States - Montgomery

Today, I accidentally walked in on my sister shaving, naked. I don't know what's worse, the fact I've now seen her nude, or that she looks ten times better than any girl I've ever slept with. FML

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By whygod - 12/06/2016 13:45

Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2012 23:39 - United States - Salem

Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2011 20:19 - United States

Today, I found out why my cell phone has been going missing every night for the last few months. My sister has been "borrowing" it so she can hold it against her crotch and repeatedly push the vibrate button. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2019 02:00

Today, I noticed a spot on my leg that I wanted a closer look at. I went to put my phone screen towards it for more lighting while my sister was in front of me, looking. I'm pretty sure she saw my nude that I forgot was on the screen. FML

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Supersonic54 18

Tuesday 6 October 2015 22:26

Errr, if it was her room, perhaps try knocking next time?

Odiz747 23

Tuesday 6 October 2015 22:25

*Cleveland voice* Ooh, that's nasty

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FMLMaximus 23

Wednesday 7 October 2015 7:10

guess you'll remember to knock the next time. ydi.

One_Way 43

Wednesday 7 October 2015 7:18

She only needed one.

tomvertigo 17

Wednesday 7 October 2015 7:48

I mean... was she just confused on how to take calls?

kristergirl 13

Wednesday 7 October 2015 7:50

that's why you knock first

Le_ponderer 14

Wednesday 7 October 2015 8:29

It is clear she did not read the user manual.

Vlen_fml 20

Wednesday 7 October 2015 10:55

we need some more details so we can put this whole "don't you ever knock" business to rest.

Silk_Routes 14

Wednesday 7 October 2015 12:28

may b she was using it for massaging her pulled or contracted muscle, near her privates

pockleboy 7

Wednesday 7 October 2015 17:29

You "hey can I use your phone to make a ca... Never mind I just sent a post card"

AikoRose 15

Wednesday 7 October 2015 18:18

You should warn her of water damage.

Badkarma4u 17

Wednesday 7 October 2015 19:50

so what is she giving you to keep quiet

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