Today I was about to take my kids to school, when I asked them... - FML

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By Ugh - 12/08/2017 09:06

Today I was about to take my kids to school, when I asked them what they normally did at school. My youngest son said that they were about to learn where babies come from. He's 6. FML.

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GhostFox 33

Tuesday 15 August 2017 19:43

Yes, because educating children about biology and anatomy is somehow worse than leaving them to fumble around and leaving them ignorant of their own anatomy until they hit puberty and not even teaching them then half the time.

Daokn 13

Thursday 17 August 2017 21:12

Learing earlier all the time.

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GhostFox 33

Tuesday 15 August 2017 19:43

Yes, because educating children about biology and anatomy is somehow worse than leaving them to fumble around and leaving them ignorant of their own anatomy until they hit puberty and not even teaching them then half the time.

Daokn 13

Thursday 17 August 2017 21:12

Learing earlier all the time.

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