By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 01:20 - United States

Today, I was given a wedgie by a complete stranger in a crowded bar. FML
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cmath_fml 19

Perhaps they were trying to make a point about your underwear showing in public?

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cmath_fml 19

Perhaps they were trying to make a point about your underwear showing in public?

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MooseKnuckle503 11

Who gives a **** if he was, doesn't give anyone a right to touch anybody! They've tried to do that to me is have crushed their skulls in!!!

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DanielleinDC 33

It's still assault to yank someone's pants up like that.

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fml121785 14

Do you live in Michigan? There was a guy arrested for sexual battery for giving random people wedgies. He could be your attacker also! Haha!

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Michael_92 20

Oh you think they were wearing pants to begin with...it is at a bar....

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Blackcatluck 19

Oh you decided to make a comment, next time make sure it makes sense.

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simoncat 11

I wonder if this would be the (new) best way to deal with the "droopy drawers" population who think wearing their pants (more than) half off the ass is """cool""" hmmm!?

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chocolateisyum 12

Maybe you should rethink your choice of partying outfits. I don't think the fluro green mankini is helping..

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scarpicide 5

You sure you weren't just sagging?

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Shenronlock 7

I'm sorry, I thought they only let the 21 and olders in bars, not middle school jock kids...

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DerrickJames 33

I don't think OP would have got a wedgie if their underpants weren't showing ostentatiously.

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SamanthaCassieL 10

Or maybe they just wanted into OPs pants.....but didn't know how else to do it....?

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Sandman366 6

Perhaps the wedgie was given to hide the fact they just stole something from you. (PS: I

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Saddyohh 13

I'd rather have one done to the rear than to the front. Depending on gender. Even so, Veggie's are no laughing matter either.

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lindora 35

I agree on the seriousness of potato.

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zandalee 19

It depends. A carrot to the rear can also be an extremely serious situation. However the sweet potato, she's just a sweetie.

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liv_graham 7

Radishes really hurt your ass. If OP was radished in the middle of a bar, I'd feel pretty sorry for him/her

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poccocurantes 7

Personally I think getting beaten with an ugli fruit is worse, but that is a whole different FML.

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NotGabe 28

Lookin' like a fool with yo pants on the ground!

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zandalee 19

...and wipe that silly grin offa your face.

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supimnyancat 9

Sue him....would be the appropriate response from the FML community.

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a1f0sff 25

Yet, you still said it. EDIT: Sorry, I thought you had written inappropriate.

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Michael_92 20

Actually I find that many many people here are smart and have high respect and morals for other people. I say most because there are always a few bad eggs in the basket. Really that is one of the best things about this place too.

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Dracoboxer357 35

9- I've never sued anyone before, but I can't imagine suing someone for inflicting physical pain on me would be satisfying. :p Maybe I'm just extra grumpy this morning, but I know what my response to a wedgie at the bar would have been: *Receives wedgie* *Turns around and stares at this dumb asshole.* *Plants a straight right square in his nose.* "Now we're even, ******. Try that again." :p Yeah. Grumpy.

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oj101 33

The wicked wedgie woman strikes again.

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