Today... I was hanging out with my boyfriend and it just so happens... - FML

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By Tanjim - 25/09/2017 07:14

Today... I was hanging out with my boyfriend and it just so happens that he sends me a text message saying “I’m breaking up with you” and then I ask him why he sent me that when I’m right next to him and he says “Oh that’s wasn’t for you.” FML

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Leeono 26

Thursday 28 September 2017 9:06

At least it was easier for you to just forward his text back to him.

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Leeono 26

Thursday 28 September 2017 9:06

At least it was easier for you to just forward his text back to him.

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