Today, I was helping a lady friend set up a DVD player. Once...

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By good-movie-right - 03/09/2017 16:40 - United States - Fostoria

Today, I was helping a lady friend set up a DVD player. Once it was working she decided I deserved a blowjob for my trouble. The movie that started playing was "American History X." I finished during the opening scene. FML

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user53658 15

Thursday 7 September 2017 10:33

I don't see the problem, you got off and your lady friend must have been delighted that the whole thing did not took too long.

jbuckets_404 38

Monday 18 September 2017 15:54

She must be "damn good!" is all I'm sayin'

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user53658 15

Thursday 7 September 2017 10:33

I don't see the problem, you got off and your lady friend must have been delighted that the whole thing did not took too long.

jbuckets_404 38

Monday 18 September 2017 15:54

She must be "damn good!" is all I'm sayin'

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