By mfnfhdjdjddjsjfn - 03/09/2012 08:39 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was in a terrific mood after finding a bouquet of beautiful flowers on my doorstep when I came home. That is, until I recognised the handwriting of my "secret admirer" was the same as my mother's. FML
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VooDooCarrie91 19

At least she cares :)

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Bibliovore 26

Hey, your mother cared enough to feel you could use a pick-me-up and to give you flowers -- sounds pretty good to me! You can still enjoy the bouquet, and as an added benefit, you don't have to worry that they might be from a creepy stalker. 8)

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RubenTheGreek 8

Don't tell her,walk by her and say: "Oh my god,that's so sweet,if only it had some chocolates too,that'd be the most romantic thing EVER!"

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Dracoboxer357 35

27- See an opening, milk it for all it's worth? :) Nice. ;)

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sacredeye73 11

That's awesome that you mother cares enough to do that :-) I totally understand why she did. You're a glass is half empty kind of person. Start looking at your glass is half full! Practice the attitude of gratitude, today and pay this kind act of love forward!

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astralvagan 20

That's a kick ass mom! She seems like she genuinely cares about your happiness! Try sending her something in your handwriting.... Just a suggestion.

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Randomoscity 0

Take this as inspiration to get out there, and find someone who's sweet enough to do that kind of thing for you too :). Hell, I turn 17 in 2 weeks, and I've only had one girlfriend! It takes longer for some than others to find love in this ****** up world. Your mom was only trying to help!! At least you know no matter what, that your mom still loves you :). You'll find someone eventually, as I will, and as a great majority of us will :).

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kainpwnsu 19

Ouch. That's a real kick in the emotional ballsack. Return the favor by sending flowers to her home "Forever yours, Doug". Your dad will really appreciate it (unless his name is Doug).

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skoob1 12

A kick in the pants??! That sounds like the begining of a horror film.

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XxEP1CFAC3xX 4

Looks like your mom wants your dick... *pats on shoulder* good luck buddy

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AzWolf 5

You have a living mother! Embrace her.

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XxEP1CFAC3xX 4

Heh heh think about what you just said

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coolbrony12 3

Your a dude right? If not its even worse.

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MissKardashian_fml 3

Lol...send her a boquet of flowers along with a thank you card xD

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