Kids: Today, I was picking up my 10 year old step-son from the airport....

By justgreat - 28/09/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I was picking up my 10 year old step-son from the airport. He began screaming and crying saying that I wasn't his father. I ended up sitting in a holding room because the security guards thought I was kidnapping him. My wife thought it was hilarious. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 14:25 - United States

Today, after reading a sign at the airport, my 6-year-old son thought it would be funny to yell, "Daddy's got a bomb!" Airport security then tackled me to the ground. Oh, and I missed my flight and my mother's birthday. FML

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Mind your own business

By Anonymous - 20/06/2013 00:13 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, I was at the airport when I saw a woman drop her bags and run to her husband. Thinking that someone might steal them, I picked up her bags and brought them over to her. She thanked me by slapping me, calling me a bitch and calling security. FML

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By VDM - 03/06/2013 21:16 - France - Poissy

Today, my 6-year-old son was so angry at me for not buying him overpriced candy at the airport that he told a security guard I had a machine gun in my suitcase. The interrogation was not pleasant. FML

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By BaWanda - 30/06/2014 23:39 - United States - San Diego

Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML

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Thanks, son

By sucksforme. - 10/05/2009 05:05 - Canada

Today, I was supposed to catch a 4:40 flight to New York. My 5 year-old son handed me my carry on bag as I left the house. Turns out he had put his older brother's BB gun into my bag to "keep me safe." I missed my flight after I was detained and strip-searched. FML

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You people are twisted!

By pledonasm - 15/03/2015 16:11 - India - Thane

Today, I took my son to the playground and watched him have fun. Minutes later, I was being shoved around and called a pedophile because I was there alone with no wife. By the time I convinced them I was innocent, my son was bawling. FML

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By BunniesOnAcid - 03/07/2012 23:01 - United States - Clinton

Today, I was at the airport. I was on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was 4. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to f*ck off. The strange man was my father. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2013 13:07 - United States

Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML

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By tatortot7707 - 13/01/2011 04:42 - United States

Today, when I went to pick my kid up from daycare, I found out that he had run away. The rest of my afternoon consisted of me screaming his name, looking for him. I then returned to the daycare center. He thought it would be funny if he hid in the trash. FML

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Never joke with TSA

By missy - 16/06/2011 02:42 - United States

Today, I missed my flight because I was held in airport security because I'd "threatened" an employee. He had confiscated my eyelash curler and jokingly I asked if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML

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aback 4

Monday 28 September 2009 20:07

Next time the little **** asks you for anything tell him, "Hey--who do you think I am, your Dad?"

MiddleChild08 0

Monday 28 September 2009 19:53

That kid would be grounded until he died...

Comments

bluetopaz73 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 3:46

this kid is going to do great things in his life.

Tubasaurus 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 4:20

10? You mean 4 right?

Jenny444_fml 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 4:27

He knows something you dont LMAO

EmD92 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 5:34

Ha you have and awsome step kid! He will do great things.

zebra1232 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 7:12

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Crash2108 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 8:53

What a ******. He's throwing a hissy fit at 10?

captainbj2 0

Friday 19 August 2011 3:18

Well said

TheKitsune 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 10:24

This is why you don't marry single mothers. Kids can get you into a lot of trouble if they want, and the woman is obviously divorced for a reason.

gothymama 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 5:43

That's a ******* dumb-ass statement, especially coming from a woman. How do you know that woman didn't get the **** out of her first marriage because the guy was an asshole, beat her, or beat her child? I hope you never find yourself a single mother wanting to get into another relationship if that's the advice you're giving out.

growingupnextmon 3

Tuesday 29 September 2009 13:32

I hear China has some real nice places to work.

chanel_bbygirl 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 22:22

omg that's great!!! sad but funny ur life does suck if it happened which i wouldnt doubt it did...ppl are dumb nowadays...

zack767 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 0:07

no one likes step dads

SnowByte 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 22:28

I like my step-dad. Not all step-parents are bad people. My step-dad has been more of a dad to me than my real father ever has been.

PistenDeer 0

Friday 29 October 2010 17:50

You f*cking c*nt. F*ck you I hope you burn in hell for what you said. You have no idea how much people you just insulted now. You're the son of Satan, b*tch.