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By nana. - 15/02/2009 15:29 - Canada

Today, I was playing musical chairs at a family reunion. It's a well known fact that I'm competitive and tend to hip check people to get that last chair. It came down to me and The Nana. I won. The Nana has a broken hip. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2017 01:30

Today, I actually slipped on a banana peel, cartoon-style, breaking my kneecap and dislocating my hip. I will never hear the end of this. FML

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By Dude_Stop - 27/03/2017 18:00

Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML

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Sunday 15 February 2009 19:26

That's just ignorant and rude... get some respect.

Mr_Serious 6

Sunday 15 February 2009 21:15

honestly, how did she make it to the finals without someone else hip checking her first?

Comments

freelantic 0

Friday 5 June 2009 7:55

Well you're out of the will...

rocker8877 0

Monday 15 June 2009 20:45

You're an asshole!

MentalElf 0

Friday 19 June 2009 22:54

that's very funny. Nana knew the risks when she signed up to the game! hopefully, you have since granted her ever wish though... bought nice chocolates and flowers...