Today, I was sexting with my long-distance boyfriend and as things...

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By "Konarika" - 10/10/2017 01:20

Today, I was sexting with my long-distance boyfriend and as things got heated up, I asked him what he'd do if I walked into his room right now. His response was "Realistically, I'd ignore you because I'm studying for the midterm." FML

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jofukurself 8

Sunday 15 October 2017 1:45

That's actually a good response. He has his priorities in line. Albeit, in this conversation, is a little odd.

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GhostFox 33

Thursday 12 October 2017 8:10

The midterm time crunch is real.

jofukurself 8

Sunday 15 October 2017 1:45

That's actually a good response. He has his priorities in line. Albeit, in this conversation, is a little odd.

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