Love: Today, I was talking to an ex who I still love. He told me how...

By littlemissgullible - 10/03/2010 01:17 - United States

Today, I was talking to an ex who I still love. He told me how much he wanted to see me, how much he missed me, and we started talking about when we could spend the day at his house. I mentioned Saturday, and he said, "I can't, I have to take my fiancée to the doctor's to find out our baby's sex." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2022 00:00

Today, I met my ex, who told me he had something very important to tell me. I thought he was about to tell me that his girlfriend is pregnant (a fact I already knew). He told me that he still loves me and he'd never stopped. FML

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By xOdaatx - 26/09/2011 13:01 - Australia

Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML

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By kelly.duggan - 21/04/2014 04:03 - Canada - Carleton Place

Today, I went to get an ultrasound done. I texted my ex, who's the father, and told him how adorable its little feet are, and asked him why he didn't come. I got a reply with two words: "DNA test". FML

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By Theresa - 26/10/2020 13:55

Today, my ex called and said he still loved me. I said I’d move across the country to be with him. Then he said we could live in his dad’s house, so I can protect him from his sister’s best friend, who gave him chlamydia. At the end of call, he said he’s seeing someone and he likes her because she buys him gifts and food. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2020 23:04

Today, my fiancée decided to go on a 3-hour trip because she needed a break from the baby and me. I forgot to mention who she went with: her ex. FML

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By yes i meant ex-boyfriend - 18/01/2014 21:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2014 15:13 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

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By Guess I'm not getting laid - 03/08/2018 14:30 - United States - Glasgow

Today, as things were finally heating up with a guy I'm interested in, his ex-girlfriend from two months ago called. Guess who's pregnant and guess who's still in a seven-month dry spell. FML

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By booboo300 - 29/04/2019 00:00

Today, I was supposed to have sex with my ex after he’d been out of town for a week. After a lot of build up and sexting last night, I woke up sick and he hurt his leg. It’s like our bodies are telling us not to sleep together. FML

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BLNovelist 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 9:15

Going to give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he may 'miss you' as a friend rather then wanting you as a girlfriend again...in which case, get over it and move on. He obviously did. HOWEVER, if that isn't the case and he's just a two-timing asshole, you just got warned of it before jumping in again. Either way, where is the FML? You are better off without him. :/

MyThoughtsR 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 9:12

wow lol. that's a pretty high level of scumbaggery!

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ash92_fml 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 10:38

Um. I'm gonna call bullshit, what doctor works on a Saturday??

containsnosoy 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 10:39

Yeaaah, way to use your brain. xD

Sindyy 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 11:02

Every doctor works on Saturdays, at least here. o.O

wrathofbong 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 10:46

yeah wtg 53 I never noticed that. shanannagan's for sure.

blaaaaakely 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 11:11

before you call shenanigans, you may want to learn to spell it correctly :P

wordgirl 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 11:38

Wrath: -Put the bong down. -Back away. There is no one called shenanigans. It is a term meaning that you're playing a joke on someone. Because shenanigans is not a person, there is no need to make the act belong to said person. Your apostrophe is in error. :D

anti_average 5

Wednesday 10 March 2010 16:22

*Grammar Nazi raid sirens blare in the background* oshi-!

wordgirl 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 11:23

This is an FML, but it's his fiancee and unborn child whose lives are effed. Girl, just be GLAAAAAAAD that you're not the in-the-dark fiancee. WHEW! Dodged a bullet with that one!

vikingunicorn 1

Wednesday 10 March 2010 16:58

Ugh, I'm sure he just wanted to catch up. It's possible to miss an ex and to want him/her back in one's life without sexual implications. I'm positive the OP just assumed that he meant he wanted to get back together, despite her ex just wishing they could be friends. I do not see why you are all so convinced that he's a scum bag. I think the OP is just a clingy twat who cannot get over her ex, even though they've obviously been apart for a while.

lets_be_ian 5

Wednesday 10 March 2010 22:21

do you realize what an absolute moron a guy would have to be to mention meeting up with his ex (in a sexual way) and his soon to be wife and child in the same conversation? At least and still expect to get laid? Not saying they aren't out there, cause... Just saying.

wordgirl 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 11:27

I. GIVE. A. ****, Sucks. :p Thanks for the cool shade of grammar order in an otherwise chaotic comments world, snick. :p

davixen2009 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 11:28

I'm sure his tendencies to be a douchebag didn't just appear. sometimes it's best to leave the past in the past. So, what day did you guys decide to meet up??